How to lose weight?

Just two extra points added to your monthly “How to spend a lot of money for clothes, cosmetics and still stay fat and ugly” literature:

99) Eat only what you prepare yourself. Then you know exactly what is in your sandwich. In that case you can also prevent an angry waiter spitting in your Caesar salad because your date yelled at him for being slow.

100) Go for grocery shopping when you are full to prevent buying random carbohydrates. If it is not possible and luckily you happen to be easily influential then before picking up your sweets and cheese pass by the meat section. When you are lucky you will find some small cute skinned rabbits their eyes still on. For some cases featherless pigeons can also lose your appetite.